Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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