idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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