I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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