Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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