Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I'm both gender and math confused
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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