He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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