I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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