She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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