Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Floor bacon is actually really good
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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