i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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