i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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