if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
So apparently I’m into choking now
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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