Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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