Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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