you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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