dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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