Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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