one two three fourrrrnication!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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