Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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