Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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