he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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