Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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