I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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