Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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