Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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