The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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