I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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