would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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