i don't like sucking hair
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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