I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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