So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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