Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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