Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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