just come out here and I will go home with you...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Idk if I want to put a bra on
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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