Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
