am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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