I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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