The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
