I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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