It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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