did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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