yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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