Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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