Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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