get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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