Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i don't like sucking hair
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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