My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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