I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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