Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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