Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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